Mason Arneson is a junior at HHS and is extremely proud to be the Variety Editor of the Hopkins Royal Page. He is generally considered to be a nice person according to Yelp reviews and is well-known for having the rare ability being able to transcend the plane of existence. He goes to LeeAnn Chin so often that workers there can correctly predict his order and say "See you soon" when leaving. During Mason's stint on the NJH B-team, Arneson dropped four points in a crucial win over Robbinsdale Middle School. He is a noted fan of SouljaBoyTellEm and aspires to live up to his level of greatness.

"I can never ride a wave cause I don't own a surfboard." -Mason Arneson